Wireless In Heaven
Robert Earl Keen

CAPO 2nd Fret

INTRO
Am   C   D   G

   G                 C         D             G
My wife took all the money and left me for a cop
                Em     C              D
And I don't know nobody in this coffee shop
    G              C            D            G
I'm staring at the menu board - waiting in a line
                     C                  D
With ten bucks on my Starbucks card and one thing on my mind

CHORUS
C  D     G                    D
Is there wireless in heaven - I just wanna know
Am          C                         D
Do I need a password to log in when I go
C   D    G                       D
And does Jesus have a website to send me my email
         Am          C         D          G      Am   C   D   G  
Is there wireless in heaven or do I go to hell

  G           C     D             G
I order mocha latte ginger jasmin tea
                  Em                 C                D 
The pretty little cashier girl looks up and smiles at me
    G             C       D               G     
She says it is an honor - she knows who I am
                      C          D 
Her grandpa plays the guitar and he's my biggest fan

C  D     G                    D
Is there wireless in heaven - I just wanna know
Am          C                         D
Do I need a password to log in when I go
C   D    G                       D
And does Jesus have a website to send me my email
         Am          C         D          G      Am   C   D   G  
Is there wireless in heaven or do I go to hell

BREAK

    G             C        D            G     
I'm cosmically connected - spiritually aware
             Em             C              D
They say I'm apathetic but, really, I don't care
   G            C         D            G 
Pathetically reflective - feeling over matched
                C          D
I wanna meet my maker with no wires attached

C  D     G                    D
Is there wireless in heaven - I just wanna know
Am          C                         D
Do I need a password to log in when I go
C   D    G                       D
And does Jesus have a website to send me my email
         Am          C         D          G
Is there wireless in heaven or do I go to hell
         Am          C         D          G
Is there wireless in heaven or do I go to hell